There is one rule when buying from Flyin' Squirrel.
FAN RULE #1 - If you HAVE NOT purchased  
merchandise from your home league, please do
so!  This site provides fun, alternative merchandise,
and will benefit derby, but your local league lives on
ticket sales, merchandise sales, and fundraisers.  
Please make sure you own a league or team shirt.
FAN RULE #2 - Don't eat yellow snow!  OK, more
of a guideline than a rule.  But trust me, I've lived in
Wisconsin my entire life.  It's solid advice.
Roller derby preaches that everyone is beautiful,
regardless of body size. So, big guys, this one is
for you! Wear it with pride.
I've spent more time around derby skaters in the
last 2 1/2 years than any other group except my
family. Derby skaters and addicts eat, drink,
sleep, and dream about derby. I can't explain it,
not even to myself. In those thousands of hours,
it seems like millions of tag lines, phrases
blurted out while announcing, and fun derby
marketing ideas have passed through my brain.
Some of these became skater shirts!
"It's all the glamour being jammer, hard knocks
throwing blocks, and...." I never could find
anything to rhyme with pivot!  Dammit!
Derby is for everybody, and so are most of the
shirts we've created. Now, I say "shirts," but
there's a few other things brewin' at Flyin'
Squirrel's International Headquarters that we
hope to have ready for everyone soon. Sorry, no
plastic squirrel figurine...yet!  
This section of merchandise is dedicated to both
the fans and the skaters!  A little something for
everyone.
It's not like we needed to remind YOU, but the
general population should probably understand
the true order of things.