Soft, Cushy, Rollergirl Landing Pad
Hey, there's nothing wrong with being a bigger hunk of, well, a hunk! So use it to your advantage. If you're going to sit up front, let the rollergirls know where they can have a softer landing. You play an important roll in skater safety! This black t-shirt is available for the big man only.
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I love derby for many reasons, but my favorite is people are accepted for who
they are. When I determined pricing, I couldn't accept that anyone should pay
more based on size or anything else. This shirt is listed in larger sizes and
accommodations can be made on other shirts too. Just send me an e-mail if  you
don't see the size you need.
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Guys! Girth has its advantages!
Guys! Girth has its advantages!
If roller derby teaches us anything, it's that body-type doesn't
matter.  It's important to be comfortable with who you are.  
You're beautiful! Especially to a rollergirl who is outta control
and needs a good place to land!
Give a girl some direction!
Give a girl some direction!
Guys don't like directions. But if you want a rollergirl in your lap, be
smart and give them some - like a target! Women get this concept,
so I don't have to tell them how this shirt works. Guys, here's the
deal - bullseye= target=girl knowing where to land. But don't come
limpin' to me if she's a little high or low. Protect your chicklets and
nuts at all times. Ladies are smart enough to duck and cover.
SIZE DOES MATTER! -  Hanes t-shirts
Suicide Squad Bullseye
If you're crazy enough to sit in the front row, you might as well give a rollergirl a spot to aim for! This black t-shirt or tank is available in Mens and Womens sizes.
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$15.99
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SIZE DOES MATTER! -  Hanes and Bella t-shirts